Parental Observations #1

For my first post in absolutely ages, a couple of observations from a new Dad;

Breasts should come with guages, not unlike the ones on the side of motor oil bottles, so that you can determine the quantity drunk.

Judging from the quantities in the cot, on the floor, on Megan's clothes and in her hair - either milk expands on contact, or babies tummy's are rather like the Tardis.